Okay, so if you know me by now, you know that I’m a Jew from Long Island. And that means I’m obsessed with Chinese Food by default. It’s in my genes and the craving courses through my veins.

Like, I’m so smitten with this style of cuisine that if I’m walking along the street somewhere and I see a retro looking Chinese restaurant (bonus for a kitschy old-school interior), my body becomes possessed, loses control and just gets sucked into the place – I have zero choice in the matter. And that’s perfectly fine by me.

And since I can’t live without Chinese food, nor would I wish poor Chinese food upon anyone, I had to devise a menu of recipes I created to give any legit Chinese joint a run for its money. Check them out here!

Soups

Okay, so this is Vietnamese – but I’m still putting it here!

Rice & Noodles

Chicken

Beef

Pork

Seafood